no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
