so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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