Quick, to the slutcave!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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