bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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