her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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