I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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