shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you inspire me to be a worse person
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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