Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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