i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
dude. I can hear the air.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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