"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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