I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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