if you like me you must not know who I am
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
