the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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