Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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