No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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