i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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