Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Its about making memories worth repressing
This house was built for laser tag.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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