She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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