and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I know her cup size but not her name....
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