You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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