Non-Jews are for practice
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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