I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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