hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
