life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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