I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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