you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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