I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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