If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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