Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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