Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
