He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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