school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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