do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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