Nicole vs. Life
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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