Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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