They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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