this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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