He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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