We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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