Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
