The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You did what with his pubic hair?
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