Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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