Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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