Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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