And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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