I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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