I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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