I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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