Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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