dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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