I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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